Random thought: I always thought that Pittsburgh was the Capital of Pennsylvania. I only recently learned that after moving to Harrisburg almost ten years ago. Just like many of us that think NYC is the capital of New York (it’s not it’s Albany). Or like Las Vegas is the capital of Nevada (it’s not it’s … Continue reading
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Humday Humor: the Weather
Hello all. Hope you’re enjoying the summer. My rollercoaster of life has been the usual madness of ups and downs but nonetheless having a great time, wish you the same. I was just told this joke, so I want to share it! Enjoy and share! Autumn was around the corner. An Indian tribe on a remote reservation asked their new Chief what … Continue reading
Hump Day Joke: Fishing Trip
I’m talking to a coworker at lunch about going fishing. He asking me, “Do you like going fishing?” I says “if by fishing you mean, me asking for a tall beer at Red Lobster, then I love fishing!” He didn’t find that very funny, needless to say the conversation changed from fishing to sports… Yet … Continue reading
Hump Day Joke: 24 Days
Two guys walk into a bar. The guys are college buddies who are now in their late 50ths. One guy is widow doctor , John, the other is married electrician, Frank. “Hey what’s the matter? We have been coming here every Humpday for the last 20years, but for the last couple of weeks you seem to be … Continue reading
Hump Day Joke: Lobster, wine and more
So a guy takes out a new girl to a lounge on a first date, She begins by ordering a bottle a wine, two appetizers, a dozen oysters and crab cocktail… She goes through the menu and proceeds to order the steak and lobster dinner and another bottle of wine… She continues by ordering three deserts … Continue reading
Hump Day Joke: Cigar Smoke
“A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke.” As always workout, drink be merry. Continue reading
Hump Day Joke: Embarrassed
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling, at the … Continue reading
Hump Day Joke: Tree
How do you know when you’re too drunk to be driving? When you swerve to miss the tree in the road and it turns out to be your air freshener. Happy Hump day. Be responsible, drive safe. As always workout, drink be merry. Continue reading
Hump Day Joke: GETTING OLD-MARX
New year schedule: WWEWDM: Wakeup, Work, eat, workout, drink be merry, repeat, sounds right. This is not a resolution, this is life. Love your family as I do mine. As always workout, drink be merry. Continue reading
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