So a guy takes out a new girl to a lounge on a first date,
She begins by ordering a bottle a wine, two appetizers, a dozen oysters and crab cocktail…
She goes through the menu and proceeds to order the steak and lobster dinner and another bottle of wine…
She continues by ordering three deserts …. the guy is stunned by the amount food that his date has ordered..
He says to her “does your mother feed you this well at home?!”
She says “No, but she is not hoping for a blowjob at the end of night!!!” 🙂
HAPPY HUMPDAY! Had to share that… As always workout, drink be merry.


Lmao, that’s why I ask to sleep with her first. This way I can figure how much the sex equals to the food. Lol